Authors

A



Anonymous
Douglas Adams
Joey Adams
Scott Adams
Fred Allen
Grace Allen
Woody Allen
Eddie Allison
Pamela Anderson
Minna Antrim
Nancy Astor
St. Augustine
Jane Austen


B



Tallulah Bankhead
Roseanne Barr
Dave Barry
Ernie Barry
L. Frank Baum
Jack Benny
Ben Bergor
Yogi Berra
George Best
Ambrose Bierce
Josh Billings
Chandler Bing (Friends)
Erma Bombeck
Elayne Boosler
Victor Borge
Ouiser Boudreaux (Steel Magnolias)
Mel Brooks
A. Whitney Brown
Helen Gurley Brown
Judy Brown
Rita Mae Brown
Jimmy Buffett
Warren Buffett


C



George Carlin
Lewis Carroll
Johnny Carson
Dick Cavett
Cher
G. K. Chesterton
Agatha Christie
Winston Churchill
John Cleese
Stephen Colbert
Eoin Colfer
Flight of the Conchords
Tommy Cooper
Bill Cosby
David Cousin
Quentin Crisp
Billy Crystal
Edward Cullen


D



Rodney Dangerfield
Clarence Darrow
Bette Davis
Ellen DeGeneres
Chauncey Depew
Phyllis Diller
Benjamin Disraeli
Jimmy Durante


E



Dana Eagle
Albert Einstein
Jerry English
Nora Ephron
Dame Edna Everage


F



Marty Feldman
W.C. Fields
Benjamin Franklin
Dawn French
Stephen Fry
Libbie Fudim


G



Zsa Zsa Gabor
Ava Gardner
Garfield
John Paul Getty
Gladys (Muppet Show)
The Love Guru
Adrienne Gusoff


H



James C. Hagerty
William H. Hahn, Jr.
Rhonda Hansome
Mitch Hedberg
Cynthia Heimel
Robert A. Heinlein
Don Herold
Ken Hickey
Bob Hope
Kin Hubbard
Blanche Hunt (Coronation Street)


I



William Ralph Inge


J



Jim (Taxi)
Philander Johnson
Clinton Jones
Franklin P. Jones
Erica Jong


K



Melodie Kelly
Jean Kerr
Ernie Kovacs


L



Ann Landers
Stephen Leacock
Gypsy Rose Lee
Jay Leno
Kathy Lette
Aaron Levenstein
Wendy Liebman
Abraham Lincoln
George Horace Lorimer
Jason Love
Old Man Luedecke
The Invention of Lying


M



Shirley Maclaine
Greg Malone
Jayne Mansfield
Demetri Martin
Steve Martin
Groucho Marx
Somerset Maugham
Mignon McLaughlin
Margaret Mead
H. L. Mencken
Keith Mews
Bette Midler
Eugene Molloy
Marilyn Monroe


N



Kevin Nealon
Jack Nicholson
Richard Nixon


O



The Onion (Headline)


P



Dororthy Parker
Dolly Parton
Carol Pearson
Ross Pearson
Wayne Pearson
Prince Philip
Emo Philips
Miss Piggy
Paula Poundstone
Ivy Baker Priest


R



Gilda Radner
Dan Rather
Paul Raynes
Darren Rideout
Joan Rivers
Chris Rock
Will Rogers
Helen Rowland
Rita Rudner


S



Charles M. Schulz
Sears, Roebuck and Co.
William Shakespeare
Craig Sharf
Richard Brinsley Sheridan
Sanford Sherizen
Bart Simpson
Homer Simpson
Lisa Simpson
Marge Simpson
Red Skelton
Tommy Smothers
Carrie P. Snow
Some1s_sista (Twitter)
Tony Soprano (The Sopranos)
Gloria Steinem


T



Mary Lou Terry
Margaret Thatcher
Lily Tomlin
Mark Twain


W



W. Richard Walton, Sr.
Jayne Warren
Bill Watterson
Mae West
Katharine Whitehorn
Oscar Wilde
A. Frank Willis
Flip Wilson
Steven Wright


Y



Henny Youngman