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Zsa Zsa Gabor Quotes

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age.

Personally I know nothing about sex because I've always been married.

I love the intellectual type, they know everything and suspect nothing.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

I learned in school that money isn't everything. It's happiness that counts. So Momma sent me to a different school.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

Macho does not prove mucho.

Husbands are like fires--they go out when unattended.

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I backed a horse today at 20:1. It came in at twenty past four.

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