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William H. Hahn, Jr. Quotes

I told you I was sick. (Epitaph on headstone.)

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Cheeky Quotes

Photos from Northern Norway

I have all these people to give Christmas gifts to, and you know what I've found? There are some very nice things at the 99-cent store.

Ellen DeGeneres