Click on a quote to send it to twitter

Will Rogers Quotes

You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

Click on a quote to send it to twitter

Cheeky Quotes

Carl McCrosky's Photos

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Groucho Marx