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Wendy Liebman Quotes

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like, how did my mother know that?

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well, it's killing me!

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.

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Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love!

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