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Wayne Pearson Quotes

This is my first drink today... and that other one I had earlier... that was my first drink today too.

You're richer than you think... but probably not financially.

My girlfriend said we'd have brilliant kids; I asked how she was so sure they'd take after me.

In polite conversation one should stick to non-controversial topics such as politics and religion.

This painting speaks to me; I have no idea what it's saying but it speaks to me.

I'm totally a cheap date; I don't pay for anything.

It's amazing how persuasive a sledgehammer can be.

I'm a computer programmer... all my friends are single. (When asked if he had any single friends.)

I never implied you were a neanderthal; that would be a huge step up for you.

Yesterday I met a four year old girl who truly understands the value of a dollar... maybe I should get her to have a chat with my wife.

I didn't realize how deeply flawed I was until I met my mother-in-law; she noticed right away.

I used to hate winter. Then my girlfriend told me I need to be more positive... now I'm positive I hate winter.

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Cheeky Quotes

Photos from Northern Norway

I told you I was sick. (Epitaph on headstone.)

William H. Hahn, Jr.