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Victor Borge Quotes

Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

This is a wonderful orchestra. Every musician is an artist in her or his own right. It's only when we play together that we might have a little problem.

Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.

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Cheeky Quotes

Photos from Northern Norway

Never do anything yourself that others can do for you.

Agatha Christie