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Tommy Cooper Quotes

I backed a horse today at 20:1. It came in at twenty past four.

I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.

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Cheeky Quotes

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My neighbor has a circular driveway ... he can't get out.

Steven Wright