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Steve Martin Quotes

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

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Cheeky Quotes

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Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.

Mark Twain