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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

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(asked how to speak French) You speak it the same way you speak English, you just use different words.

Grace Allen

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