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Stephen Fry Quotes

Old Professors never die, they just lose their faculties.

I don't need you to remind me of my age, I have a bladder to do that for me.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people in the world?

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Cheeky Quotes

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We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective.

Dave Barry