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Stephen Colbert Quotes

Put your money where your mouth is, it's a lot safer than a bank.

I float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, and if that fails I curl up like an armadillo.

"Facts" are usually right, but that doesn't make them cool.

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Cheeky Quotes

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Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.

Oscar Wilde