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Stephen Colbert Quotes

Put your money where your mouth is, it's a lot safer than a bank.

I float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, and if that fails I curl up like an armadillo.

"Facts" are usually right, but that doesn't make them cool.

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Cheeky Quotes

Photos from Northern Norway

What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between four and seven beers.

Dave Barry