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Scott Adams Quotes

Next week, a doctor with a flashlight shows us where sales projections come from.

It's funny to me that I have to prove to the banks that I'M honest.

I never knew what an engineer did for a living when I was a kid. I still don't.

As a rule, anything in a binder has very little value, except as building material.

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

Reporters are faced with the daily choice of painstakingly researching stories or writing whatever people tell them. Both approaches pay the same.

When I was a kid, my grandmother convinced me that brown eggs were tastier. Now I just wonder what route they took through the hen.

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I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking," but I don't have that much time.

Steven Wright