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One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
You can't be truly rude until you understand good manners.
The reward for conformity is that everyone likes you but yourself.
A deadline is negative inspiration. Still, it's better than no inspiration at all.
I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I can.
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.
Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment.
I believe in a lively disrespect for most forms of authority.
For you to be successful, sacrifices must be made. It's better that they are made by others but failing that, you'll have to make them yourself.
Most people recognize their duty in time to avoid it. (The tail of the Tip-Off)
Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
Education is a wonderful thing. If you couldn't sign your name you'd have to pay cash.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
As to whether you can write a mystery or not, I don't know but it helps to have a cat.
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