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Quentin Crisp Quotes

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.

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Cheeky Quotes

Photos from Northern Norway

We have found that it's much easier to restrain our wrath when the other fellow is bigger than we are.

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