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Paula Poundstone Quotes

Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas.

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.

I got my dog three years ago because I was drunk in a pet store. We had nine cats at the time. The cats started hiding the alcohol after that.

Remember when you were considered an environmentalist when you didn't throw junk out the car window? I sure do miss that simpler, happier time.

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Cheeky Quotes

Photos from Northern Norway

Cut out those intimate little dinners for two - unless there's someone with you.

Joey Adams