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Miss Piggy Quotes

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.

Never eat more than you can lift.

Only time can heal your broken heart just as only time can heal his arms and legs.

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Cheeky Quotes

Photos from Northern Norway

I used to have super powers but the psychiatrist took them all away.

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