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Mignon McLaughlin Quotes

The know-nothings are, unfortunately, seldom the do-nothings.

Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.

A car is useless in New York, essential everywhere else. The same with good manners.

No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.

The proud man can learn humility, but he will be proud of it.

Many are saved from sin by being so inept at it.

Hope is the feeling we have that the feeling we have is not permanent.

I'm glad I don't have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper, and then put them in my mouth.

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Photos from Northern Norway

Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.

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