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Mel Brooks Quotes

If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.

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Cheeky Quotes

Photos from Northern Norway

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

Steven Wright