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Marge Simpson Quotes

My life is pretty boring. The other day some Jehovah's Witnesses came to the door and I wouldn't let them leave. They finally snuck away when I went to make lemonade.

Homer, I don't want to leave Springfield. I've dug myself into a happy little rut here and I'm not about to hoist myself out of it.

You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.

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You better cut the pizza in four pieces. I'm not hungry enough to eat eight.

Yogi Berra