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You can't create a monster, then whine when it stomps on a few buildings.
It's naive to think you can change a person--except maybe that boy who works in the library.
It's not our fault our generation has short attention spans, Dad. We watch an appalling amount of TV.
I'm no theologian. I don't know who or what God is. All I know is he's more powerful than Mom and Dad put together.
Dad, is it all right to take things from people you don't like?
A man who envies our family is a man who needs help.
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I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them.
Jane Austen
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