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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

We are all in this together, by ourselves.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less.

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library.

I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.

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You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.

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