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If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.

If you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison' it is almost certain to disagree with you, sooner or later.

She generally gave herself good advice (though she very seldom followed it).

After a fall such as this, I shall think nothing of tumbling downstairs!

That's the reason they're called lessons ... because they lessen from day to day.

Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.

It was much pleasanter at home, when one wasn't always growing larger and smaller, and being ordered about by mice and rabbits.

Begin at the beginning ... and go on till you come to the end: then stop.

If everybody minded their own business ... the world would go round a deal faster than it does.

The Queen had one way of settling all difficulties, great or small. "Off with his head!" she said without even looking around.

Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.

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My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.

Jack Benny