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Josh Billings Quotes

Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.

There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.

Woman's influence is powerful, especially when she wants something.

There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.

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I don't have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights.

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