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Joey Adams Quotes

Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Cut out those intimate little dinners for two - unless there's someone with you.

A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.

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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

Douglas Adams