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Jack Nicholson Quotes

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

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Cheeky Quotes

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No, you didn't wake me up. I had to get up to answer the phone anyway.

Yogi Berra