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To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but to a man it is the beginning of the end.
It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.
It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.
Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.
One man's folly is another man's wife.
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.
The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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