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H. L. Mencken Quotes

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.

Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood.

Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.

For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.

A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.

I never lecture, not because I am shy or a bad speaker, but simply because I detest the sort of people who go to lectures and don't want to meet them.

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.

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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.

Rodney Dangerfield