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Gypsy Rose Lee Quotes

Praying is like a rocking chair - it'll give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere.

God will protect us, but to make sure, carry a heavy club.

I have everything I had 20 years ago, only it's all a little lower.

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Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Homer Simpson