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Garfield Quotes

I'm not messy. I'm organizationally challenged!

You can bet it wasn't an exercise freak who invented power steering.

His I.Q. is so low you can't test it. You have to dig for it.

Good times are ahead! Or behind. Because they sure aren't here.

If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider.

Avoid fruits and nuts: after all, you are what you eat.

All I do is eat and sleep. Eat and sleep. Eat and sleep. There must be more to a cat's life than that. But I hope not.

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Cheeky Quotes

Photos from Northern Norway

The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

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