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Fred Allen Quotes

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there.

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.

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Cheeky Quotes

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I cannot call to mind a single instance where I have ever been irreverent, except toward the things which were sacred to other people.

Mark Twain