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Elayne Boosler Quotes

We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, "You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms."

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.

What do hookers do on their nights off - type?

My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

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Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.

Roseanne Barr