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Dororthy Parker Quotes

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.

That woman speaks eight languages and can't say "no" in any of them.

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of their tires.

That would be a good thing for them to carve on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgement.

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Cheeky Quotes

Photos from Northern Norway

I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there.

Steven Wright