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Dawn French Quotes

I'd like to play a horse, many people think I already have. Either end of the horse would be fine.

In actual life I am a grumpy old bag.

If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush.

I am not, I repeat, NOT a lesbian - even though I'd like to be one when I grow up.

I have had the unfortunate experience of having someone write an unauthorised biography of me. Half of it is lies and the other half is badly written. My feeling is that if I'm going to write my life story, I ought to have my life first.

We have to do a film parody for Comic Relief. We can't decide which film to parody at the moment. Any ideas welcome, but not Spiderman owing to costume being too tight.

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Cheeky Quotes

Photos from Northern Norway

People who complain about taxes can be divided into two classes: men and women.

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