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Chris Rock Quotes

A man is only as faithful as his options.

Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.

Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?

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Cheeky Quotes

Photos from Northern Norway

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

Bette Midler

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