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Cher Quotes

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.

I think that the longer I look good, the better gay men feel.

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.

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Cheeky Quotes

Photos from Northern Norway

My girldfriend said, "Emo, I'm seeing another man." I said, "Well, try rubbing your eyes or something."

Emo Phillips