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Chauncey Depew Quotes

I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.

It is a pity that instead of the Pilgrim Fathers landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock had not landed on the Pilgrim Fathers.

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Cheeky Quotes

Photos from Northern Norway

New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guys are very rude. I said, "I'd like a card." He says, "You have to prove you're a citizen of New York." So I stabbed him.

Emo Philips