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Carrie P. Snow Quotes

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking.

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Cheeky Quotes

Photos from Northern Norway

In polite conversation one should stick to non-controversial topics such as politics and religion.

Wayne Pearson

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