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Carrie P. Snow Quotes

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking.

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Cheeky Quotes

Photos from Northern Norway

I don't like when I go in a store and they call me "Boss." "Hey boss, can I help you, boss?" When they call me boss, I go, "I got some bad news... I'm gonna have to let you go, but first bring me the earnings from the register for today. I'll give you severance, and give me the rest."

Demetri Martin