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Bob Hope Quotes

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

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Cheeky Quotes

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I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

Mitch Hedberg