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Bill Watterson Quotes

I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

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Cheeky Quotes

Photos from Northern Norway

Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.

Ellen DeGeneres