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Bette Midler Quotes

I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.

I never know how much of what I say is true.

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer.

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?

Well, enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think about me?

After 30, a body has a mind of its own.

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.

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The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.

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