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I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.
I never know how much of what I say is true.
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer.
I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?
Well, enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think about me?
After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.
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