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Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.

Well in my family, grades aren't important. It's what you learn that counts.

I can't stand to see you so upset, Lisa, unless it's from a rubber spider down your dress. Hmm... that gives me an idea note for later: put rubber spider down Lisa's dress.

Dad, thanks to TV, I can't remember what happened eight minutes ago. No, really, it's a serious problem. Ha, ha, ha! What're we laughing about?

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas, the birth of Santa?

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

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Jesus loves you but I'm his favorite.

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