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Ann Landers Quotes

At every party there are two kinds of people -- those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.

One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closes friends; if they seem OK, then you're the one.

The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.

If you want to save face, keep the lower half shut.

Women complain about sex more often than men. Their gripes fall into two major categories: (1) Not enough. (2) Too much.

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.

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Cheeky Quotes

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I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.

W.C. Fields