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Albert Einstein Quotes

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex ... It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction.

If a cluttered desk signs a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.

In order to be an immaculate member of a flock of sheep, one must above all be a sheep oneself.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

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I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life.

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