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I don't think necessity is the mother of invention. Invention, in my opinion, arises directly from idleness, possibly also from laziness - to save oneself trouble.
Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Never do anything yourself that others can do for you.
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I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
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