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In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.

Mark Twain

I have never been in a situation where having money made it worse.

Clinton Jones

To err is human. To forgive is unusual.

Anonymous

I think politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

Anonymous

The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off.

Gloria Steinem

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I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

W.C. Fields