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It must be hard lugging around that enormous brain of yours.
Anonymous
You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.
Henny Youngman
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
Mark Twain
Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.
Lewis Carroll
Mr. Attlee is a very modest man. Indeed he has a lot to be modest about.
Winston Churchill
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"Sort of" is such a harmless thing to say. Sort of. It's just a filler. Sort of - it doesn't really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like after "I love you" or "You're going to live" or "It's a boy."
Demetri Martin
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