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Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.

Joey Adams

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

Grace Allen

The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79.

Douglas Adams

It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.

Helen Rowland

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

Phyllis Diller

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In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance, he laid the blame on a woman.

Nancy Astor