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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

Johnny Carson

I've been on a calendar, but never on time.

Marilyn Monroe

If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less.

Lily Tomlin

I could say nice things about you, but I would rather tell the truth.

Anonymous

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: eat out.

Phyllis Diller

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My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked.

Phyllis Diller