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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.

George Carlin

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Groucho Marx

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.

Franklin P. Jones

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

George Carlin

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol and it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.

George Best

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Twas a woman who drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank her.

W.C. Fields